Jamie Dornan, who is about to excite his fans in the film Fifty Shades Of Grey, doesn't have fond memories of his first stage performance at the age of four - as one of the three Wise Men in the school Nativity.
"I was offering not gold or frankincense but myrrh. Which, if you're from Northern Ireland, you say in a very distinctive way. It was the only thing I had to say. I was like 'Couldn't he bring something else? Couldn't he bring some cakes?'"